Top Ten Reasons to Ski Without Poles (1 being the best)
10)Ski ballet is dead (Silly Glen, Tricks are for kids)
9)Super Fun Handplants, High Fives, & Patty-Cake
8)you can’t shoot a gun with a pole in your hand
7)You can double fist Mountain Dew every run (2x Extreme)
6)(Sandwich in one hand + chips in the other + camelback full of blue ribbon)/American Gladiators = Skiing
5)Its called “Freestyle”
4)switch zero-spin leadcam shots (uhuhuhuhuh)
3)much easier to grab true Lui-Kang
2)Ahmet Dadali’s Teeth
1) It gives you wings