We let Parker White fill in the blanks, and this is what happened

Big-mountain slayer Parker White is the first to admit he’s not a “people person.” Instead of spending time at crowded resorts sipping hot chocolate, the Vermonter-turned-Montanan is typically found shredding sleds in the backcountry and launching huge booters with a case of beer nearby. He’s keen to crack a joke every now and again. As you’ll find, below, it’s kind of his thing.

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Note: This article appears in FREESKIER magazine Volume 19.3, the Backcountry Issue. Since publication, 686 has been added to Parker’s list of sponsors. The issue is available via iTunes Newsstand. Subscribe to FREESKIER magazine.