Banks Gilberti named fifth hottest male snowboarder

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In what seems an odd choice—perhaps owing to the fact that their intern is, well, an intern—snowboard gossip-cum-humor blog YoBeat has named skier Banks Gilberti the fifth hottest dude in snowboarding. We always knew snowboard chicks dug skiers, but gaining this esteemed position has to be justification of the hirsute Gilberti’s image cultivation which ranges from being in a motorcycle gang to skateboarding to hipster bike riding to Pat Bridges-style handplants to general emo selfie-gramming.

Or maybe YoBeat’s intern is just a furry?