October 2013: Sh*t skiers say, with Reed Speedman

October 15th, 2013 by

SSS“Was that steezy?”

I cringe harder every time I hear this word than I do staring into the poo-cano on Whistler glacier.

“Is this tee long enough?”

…as it drags perfectly on his Full Tilt boots with the Tom Wallisch tongues popped.

“Yeah, I could go for one.”

A slippery slope for many a thirsty après participant.

“Yeah, I would, but…”

Insert injury list to compensate for being a pussy.

“Do you think it’s a good day fur da tall hooday?”

#sh*tquebecskierssay when a foot of fresh snow fell the previous night.

“That was G!”

Really? “G” implies gangster, but you’re on skis and nothing is “gangster” about that… homie!

This Nibblet originally appeared in the 2013 October issue of Freeskier, Volume 16.2. The October issue is available on newsstands beginning 9/17/13. Freeskier Magazine is also available via the iTunes newsstand.

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