Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what happens when you lose a bet.

Since June 1st of 2008, Julian Carr has been growing this monstrosity of a beard. Thankfully, on March 1st he gets to cut it all off and he wants your help in deciding what follicular style he’s going to rock.

Vote below and on March 1st Julian will shape his facial hair into whatever you folks choose. We’ll have photos after the results are in, naturally.