Count my lucky stars I am still here. A little over a week at the Freeskier offices and I have developed an addiction to Red Bull and snuff. Easy enough to do around here though…I think there are like a dozen Red Bull refrigerators in the office and regular group orders of smokeless tobacco products.

Looks like my job will have me doing more than just washing Harvey’s hair and getting coffee for the interns. No I get to put my skiing skills to the test back east this season. Should be good for a laugh or two, I am sure that I have never really known “firm pack” snow growing up in Tahoe.

Keep an eye out for me, I will be the guy executing the slide for life on my Fat-ypus skis with a chaw in my cheek and a can of Red Bull frozen to my lip.