You should buy a fleet of Trikke Skkis

Comments by Damian Quigley/

Seriously, who wouldn’t want a fleet of these contraptions and a course on which to battle your friends in the ultimate Chinese Downhill, while frantically trying to hold on to a handlebar that looks strangely similar to a Thighmaster?

On another note: Whoever was in charge of the soundtrack for this video… you’re fired.