You should buy a fleet of Trikke Skkis
Seriously, who wouldn’t want a fleet of these contraptions and a course on which to battle your friends in the ultimate Chinese Downhill, while frantically trying to hold on to a handlebar that looks strangely similar to a Thighmaster?
On another note: Whoever was in charge of the soundtrack for this video… you’re fired.
About the author:
Damian Quigley is an Irish-born immigrant who traveled to the US with hopes of one day becoming an editor for Freeskier. Having accomplished his dream, he spends his days testing gear and sipping champagne.